MOTHER'S SEARS AND ROEBUCK CATALOG
It was many years ago when they
Sent the catalog that made my day!
It was in it that a boy like me
Viewed a notch below nudity!
Now may I please suggest to you
The woman on page eighty-three
Of mother's Sears and Roebuck Catalog!!!
My Mother's Sears and Roebuck Catalog!
The only catalog for boys!
Mother's Sears and Roebuck Catalog!
A one-stop-shop for tits and toys!!
Mother's Sears and Roebuck
Mother's Sears and Roebuck
Mother's Sears and Roebuck Cat-a-Log!
For pre-pubescent urges
It's certainly a thrill
The lingerie was not the best
But I CAN ALMOST SEE HER BREASTS
YES I CAN ALMOST SEE....(*gasp*)!!!
Well I've probably gone and said too much
And I'm sounding old and out of touch
But in that glossy print was born
Appreciation of the female form
The fateful day I introduced
The one and only Rosy Palm
To Mother's Sears and Roebuck Catalog!! Yeah!!!
A LITTLE HELP FROM THE TWINS
What can I do when I’m feeling so blue?
When the world is weighing down on me?
Take off your shirt and I’ll loosen your bra
As I’ll nestle my head in between…
Oh, I get by with a little help from the twins!
Oh, I would cry without help from the twins!
Girl, I would die without help from your twins…
What can I do when I’ve had a hard day?
(You can use the internet at home!)
No substitute can keep my blues away
(We can text some pictures to your phone!)
No! I’ll get by with a little help from the twins
Oh, gonna cry without help from the twins
Yes, I could die without help from your twins…
(Could it be anybodys?)
My girl’s got really nice jugs!
(We’ve seen her, she’s a hottie!)
My girl has really great jugs!!
(Would it relieve you at only the sight?)
To a certain degree but only for a time
(What do you think about all day and night?)
Her bosom buddies give me peace of mind!
Yes, I get by with a little help from the twins!
Yeah, I would cry without help from the twins!
Oh, I would die without help from your twins…
(Could it be anybodys?)
My girl’s got really nice jugs!
(What if you’re feeling naughty?)
My girl has really great jugs!!
Oh, I get by with a little help from the twins
Yes, I would die without help from the twins
Oh, feelin’ fine with a little help from the twins
Yes, I won’t lie, I need help from your twins,
A little help from your twiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!!
The FuMP
2019-03-22
Artist
The Boobles
As a young boy there was nothing more magical than when mom's Sears and Roebuck catalog would arrive! The toys... the camping gear... THE BRA ADS! It's no wonder that these days our own Gringo Tarrt can only find comfort in two things! (We'll give you one guess.)
Come, as The Boobles take you on a journey from the prepubescent past to the placaters of the present with a perfect pair of precocious parodies that kick off their forthcoming album, "Boobey Road"... with a little help from our friend Dr. Demento!
Featuring!: Christian Rios! (lead vocal on "...Catalog" ) - Brad Swiger! (lead vocal on "...Twins") - Seamonkey! (all other vocals) - Dr. Demento! (Nipsy's club DJ) - Special guest star appearance as Intruding Mom, Didi Collins!, breast cancer SURVIVOR and the inspiration for The Boobles project!
*Caution, suggestive themes.
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