Benny Bell:
A tribute to Dr. Demento
He makes people laugh quite a bit
Some people think he’s full of humor
And some think that he’s full of
Shaving cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen

Insane Ian:
You can't say bad words on the airwaves
The FCC throws quite a fit
Cause even the brilliant George Carlin
Was banned for his mouthful of
Shaving Cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen

Carrie Dahlby and Alexann:
We went to the zoo to see primates
One monkey was smiling a bit
He looked at us, squatted and grunted
And hurled a huge handful of
Shaving cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen

the great Luke Ski:
For years at those sci-fi conventions,
(I) Performed every nerd song and skit.
But breath control can be an issue,
When fanboy B.O. smells like
Shaving cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen

Bonnie Gordon:
I heard the show each Sunday evening
A bastion of humor and wit
But now that The Doctor’s retired
The radio’s nothing but
Shaving cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen

Tom Smith:
I crave fish and chips from Great Britain,
And eat it just like a true Brit,
But tartar sauce now's so expensive
That I must dip my fish into
Shaving cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen

Devo Spice:
I had an idea for a rap song
I thought that it would be a hit
I sent it to Dr. Demento
And he told me it wasn’t worth
Shaving cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen

Carla Ulbrich:
My baking is hardly appealing,
A fact that is hard to admit.
Today I made ten choc’late brownies.
Which smell like a big pile of
Shaving cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen

Worm Quartet:
If you think my music sucks rat butt
And you're baffled that I haven't quit
Well, you can thank Dr. Demento
For his decades of spinning my
Shaving Cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen

Power Salad:
And now folks our tribute is ended
I think that it's time we should quit
If any of you feel offended
Stick your head in a barrel of
Shaving Cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and you’ll always look keen