Skintight speedo in a lawn chair Gut is spilling out across his lap Pinching asses as they pass him All his body hair is scaring away a tan Skeevy dude at the motel pool Staring as the girls swim He’s creeping everyone out From the wee hours to sundown Flips flops and socks will hide the gout on him Picks his nose and sucks the finger Drooling as he snores to his wet dream All the kids are scared to go near him And his comb-over slicked back with pounds of grease Skeevy dude at the motel pool Surrounded by a sea of cans Fat, stupid, drunk and lazy Gets in the pool occasionally Then it gets warm in the place he swam Skeevy dude at the motel pool How much Pabst can one man swill? With every girl he’s flirting As if he thinks it’s working When he starts burping Margaritaville