I like baby shampoo, so what was I to do, oh…
My bottle had run dry, my stylist said that I
Should give Sassoon a try
It said, lather rinse repeat, but were those words complete, oh no…
I didn’t realize, I’d be paralyzed
When soap got in my eyes
So I rubbed, them and was heard to shout
This garbage will not come out
I knelt and prayed, please save my retinae
And that’s when I blacked out
Next thing that I recall, I was curled up in a ball, oh…
The paramedics arrived, I was hospitalized
When soap got in my eyes
Soap got in my eyes
The FuMP
2018-07-27
Artist
Steve Goodie
Title
Soap Gets In Your Eyes
This is an older song of mine, which I've recently updated - very slightly. Like, I barely changed anything. See if you can identify what's new here! Wow, a game! Fun!
And yes, I thought this up in the shower.
Music: Jerome Kern and Otto Harbach
Lyrics, piano, keys, bass, vocals, arrangement, production: SG
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