School really sucks
My best friend Carl crapped his pants again
And that bully Todd is such a jerk
Needless to say I've had a rough day
All I wanna do is go back home
And eat some tasty tacos
But my mom won't let me

Oh no, mom and dad made soup beans and cornbread
And it's so unfair cause we never get tacos
And you know if I was all grown up
I could do and say and eat what I wanted
And I would never have to eat soup beans and cornbread

Why would anyone
Make bread out of corn
And who likes bean soup?
Only communists and mom and dad
I don't see why we can't have tacos
We have everything we need to make
Sweet meaty, cheesy, tasty, ooey, gooey tacos

Oh no, mom and dad made soup beans and cornbread
And it's so unfair cause we never get tacos
And you know if I was all grown up
I could do and say and eat what I wanted
And I would never have to eat soup beans and cornbread

Clean my room up. Put my clothes in the hamper now
So please can we have tacos?
Do my homework and be nice to my brother now
So please can we have tacos?
Be a good boy. Feed the dog. Mow the lawn and go to
Sunday school. Learn all about magic animals
And fake a smile for the tacos that await me

Sit your ass back down. Wipe that smile off your face
Your eating habits are a disgrace
And you better clean your plate
For this is how Americans eat
And you need to understand if out plan is to succeed
Of course we make bread out of corn
We make everything from corn
And we have since before you were born
So eat your brown and your green thing
And everything between before you ruin everything
With your Mexican cuisine

Oh no, mom and dad made soup beans and cornbread
And it's so unfair cause we never get tacos
And you know if I was all grown up
I could do and say and eat what I wanted
And I would never have to eat soup beans and cornbread

Oh no, mom and dad made soup beans and cornbread
And it's so unfair cause we never get tacos
And you know if I was all grown up
I could do and say and eat what I wanted
And I would never have to eat soup beans and cornbread