Are you pondering what I’m pondering I think so but I don’t know It seems every time I ask you that you get the answer wrong And this world’s so complicated And we’re endlessly frustrated And then re-incarcerated in this lab cage before dawn But tonight, prepare to be hurled Though my labyrinthine plan as it’s unfurled Through elaborate machinations around which our tails are curled As we try to take over the world… Maybe I will build a growth ray, join The enigmatic group T.H.E.Y. Or buy up tall real estate and melt the polar ice caps? Place a quiz inside of Cosmo, Or just hijack a tornado, Or host a pancake jamboree with some psychotropic crabs But tonight, prepare to be hurled Though my labyrinthine plan as it’s unfurled Through elaborate machinations around which our tails are curled As we try to take over the world… Because the world is broken, can’t you see And just needs to be run by me, I have the mousy finger around which it should be twirled And every plan we’ve tried has failed, til now But this one will succeed somehow, Cause it’s time to take over the world!