Texas water has turned to snow, and that’s why Ted Cruz had to go
With his family off to Cancun they went, to escape his frozen constituents
And now that he’s in Mexico, Americans unite with one call
Right wing and left wing, now we all shout… BUILD THAT WALL!
You slimy entitled piece of poop
Go, we hope you plan on staying
And I think we can agree that if Ted’s down there
Mexico is definitely paying
Oh it’s cold at night, and the stoves won’t light
Ted has no heart, why’d you elect him
He’s always been a bigoted treasonous worm
I’m glad United Airlines let him check in
Here’s hoping Cancun won’t reject him
While AOC raises millions for Texans
Hey Texas could you please not re-elect him
The FuMP
2021-02-21
Artist
Steve Goodie
Title
Ted Cruz
This story will disappear from our memories pretty quick... so here's a quick song to remind us that a) Texas senator Ted Cruz ran off to Cancun while his state froze due to lack of leadership (specifically infrastructure), and b) there is no bigger piece of crap in congress (or anywhere) than Rafael Edward Cruz.
Music, lyrics, guitars, bass, drums, percussion, banjo, dobro, vocals, arrangement, production: SG
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