Let's all drink our bottled water
And put the earth to slaughter
Because tap water simply won't do
And if you think bottled water is polluting
Well hey I am darn tooting saying
Yes, most goes to the ocean, then into our food

And in 80 years the bottles will still be here
Along with any other plastics but don't fear
For by the time it kill our atmosphere
I'll no longer be here

So let's drink our bottled water
and put the earth to slaughter
because tap water simply won't do (it won't do)
let's not change to CFL or LED
anything but Tungsten lights is blasphemy
Because $6 for a light that lasts 8 years is just absurd

And let's drill in Alaska
Because if you were to aska person
In Alaska they would tell you true
Though the wildlife would be in danger
The world isn't no stranger
to killing animals
to make sure the world's more comfortable for you

And who gives a fuck about a cow
(about a cow)
I mean it doesn't have real feelings anyhow
(it's just a cow)
For if I stab it in the side it doesn't scream or run or cry
it just looks at me thinks
you should probably eat me now

And let's eat all the fishies
And put them in our dishies
Because fish definitely aren't life-forms at all
And let's fill up martini glasses
With shrimp in shrimpy masses
And make them extinct before people from the future
eat them all

So let's drink our bottled water
and put the earth to slaughter
because tap water simply won't do (it won't do)
And I'm not thinking of our children
or the longrun of our planet
I'm simply thinking me!
and never us or you

So Fuck our little planet
Because I'm living and dammit
let me be perfectly clear
I don't care about the fishies
or cows, or the birds,
or our oceans
or or energy
or our children
or your children
or our children's children's children
I am simply thinking me
and I just want this world to be
As easy pleasy lemon squeesy
Play parcheesy super greasy
And I don't care about what I'm doing now
Because in the future
I'll no longer be here