The FuMP - Lyrics to The McMacMac&Cheese Attack by Devo Spice

The FuMP

2023-10-27

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Last week I put out a call for more ridiculous topics for songs. Dino-Mike said: "A Big Mac that has Mac and Cheese. The McMacMac&Cheese Attack." I got lots of great suggestions but this one jumped out at me for two reasons. First, I love the idea and I eat at McDonald's far more than I really should. And second, Mike and I have never worked together on a song and this seemed like a good opportunity to remedy that.

Lyrics, vocals: T. Rockwell, M. Cisneros
Music: T. Rockwell

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Yo, how do you eat a Big Mac?
With my mouth, yo, why do I need to answer that?
Is there another way maybe that I'm not privy to?
Never mind, ain't no way I wanna know what you do
No not that, I mean like toppings and stuff
Like lettuce and tomato? Yo, I can't get enough
And bacon? Hell yeah, extra bacon please
Now the most important question, what type of cheese?
American? No. What, cheddar? No, the only
Type of cheese you really need is macaroni
But McDonald's doesn't sell macaroni and cheese
That's why I always got some with me and I'm ready with these

It's a Big McMac Mac and Cheese Attack!
It's a Big McMac Mac and Cheese Attack!
It's a Big McMac Mac and Cheese Attack!
Yeah, I do deserve a break today

Yo– yo– you need a winner? Just a scoop of Kraft dinner
Slapped right on the patty? Yup, open up fatty.
You diggin' my noods? Straight-up packed in the bun?
It's drippin down your chin like your long lost son.
Ew – what?
I put the "attack" back in the Mac stack.
Assaulting your mouth and intestinal tract.
Making all the sloppy noises from beneath the sheets.
See your face buried in a McMacMac&Cheese

It's a Big McMac Mac and Cheese Attack!
It's a Big McMac Mac and Cheese Attack!
It's a Big McMac Mac and Cheese Attack!
Ba-da, ba-da, ba ba-da, bitches!

Yo! That was awesome! And now I want some more, son
What else you got? Line me up like a foursome
What? No. I-I don't mean to be rude
But that's all I've tried…er, no, I mean food
That's alright, you can help me brainstorm a little
How 'bout a Big Mac with a pizza in the middle?
You mean like those tiny little personal ones?
Yeah, or maybe we can use a fruitcake instead of buns
Or a platter of nachos! What, like on the side?
No! I want nachos baked right inside!
And swap out the special sauce for some beans and franks
I think I'll just stick to the mac and cheese, thanks

It's a Big McMac Mac and Cheese Attack!
It's a Big McMac Mac and Cheese Attack!
It's a Big McMac Mac and Cheese Attack!
Two all beef patties, beans and franks, mac and cheese, pizza, nachos on a fruitcake for a bun*
YUM!