They say children learn better when you set their lessons to tunes So I hope this one clears things up for all those interfering right wing goons Sex can be fun Sex can be romantic Leisurely done Or rushed and kinda frantic Boring or hot But one thing that it’s not Is anyone else’s business but the people doing it Sex can be breezy Or meant for procreation Athletic, or easy Or a professional vocation Adventurous or quaint But one thing that it ain’t Is anyone else’s business but the people doing it Some folks are too concerned with other people’s sex lives And so they try to vex lives With rude intrusive laws Let’s not give their attempts to regulate us any head room They should stay out of my bedroom Or any place else I might feel like doing it Sex can be fast pace Or with lots of cuddling after Often in my case It involves a lot of laughter In a group or all alone In person or on the phone But no one gets to legislate Why and how folks copulate Cause whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their bedrooms Or kitchens or cars or wherever, including using birth control and women’s reproductive choices Is up to them!, so mind your own damn business