Watching an umpteenth rerun of X2, I started thinking about Wolverine's hair. Does he spend a lot of time in the bathroom getting it "just so"? What does it look like when he wakes up? How about if he gets caught in the rain? Does he towel off and then try to brush his wings back? Then I thought about some poor so-and-so standing in front of a mirror trying to get HIS hair to do that. What's HIS story? And here it is.