This Starbucks doesn’t have WiFi.
Your latte doesn’t have enough foam.
And you’re starting to get angry,
‘cause an OS update just crashed your phone.
But there’s no need to worry.
Your troubles will melt away.
When you’re staring down the barrel
Of an evil robot's laser death ray.
Drones are flying in the skies.
Targeting you with soulless eyes.
And no one will hear your cries.
‘Cause the robots will kill us all,
So there’s no use hiding in that shopping mall,
And you’ll be first against the wall,
When the robots, kill us all.
Sea levels are rising.
Animals are going extinct.
And a couple billion people,
Are living in poverty.
But when Skynet goes active
and starts the thermonuclear war.
There won’t be anyone left to care
about those problems anymore.
Drones are flying in the skies.
Targeting you with soulless eyes.
And no one will hear your cries.
‘Cause the robots will kill us all,
So there’s no use hiding in that shopping mall,
And you’ll be first against the wall,
When the robots, kill us all.