You can milk your lizard you can water your weasel you can double click a mouse But if you find a lonely beaver I hope you bring it by my house There are wiener dogs there are hermaphrodite slugs there’s a beast that has 2 backs And in Lake Titiaca there’s a wrinkly little frog that looks like a nutsack The scrotum frog of Lake Titiaca its cries can bring the rain There’s nowhere you can kick this frog where he won’t be in terrible pain The scrotum frog of Lake Titiaca was worshipped like a god I wish someone would worship my scrotum like they worship that frog There are prairie oysters and bearded clams and other things in the sea But if you kiss a chocolate starfish I don’t want you kissing me you can choke a chicken you can spank a monkey if he’s really bad and in Lake Titiaca there’s a wrinkley little frog that resembles my nads oh the scrotum frog ofLake Titiaca would really like a kiss he’ll flap his flippers with delight but he won’t turn into a prince If you believe what my wife tells me that my brains are in my balls Then the scrotum frog of Lake Titiaca is the smartest frog of all C A# You can charm a one eyed trouser snake if you squeal in the right key A# Am Gm F But if you’re looking for a pearl necklace you can always get one from me F Gm Am A# You can liberate some tadpoles or let your puppies out for air C G# Dm Cm A# But the scrotum frog of Lake Titiaca really doesn’t care Oh the scrotum frog of Lake Titiaca hides under the muck If you tickle his belly he’ll pee on you and I think that brings good luck There’s a scrotum frog in Lake Titiaca and when the last one’s gone There’ll be nothing left that looks like a scrotum that’s not hanging under a schlong Oh the scrotum frog of Lake Titiaca, Peruvians eat its skin It’s supposed to be an aphrodisiac but its numbers are growing thin There are scrotum frogs in Lake Titiaca and when the last one’s gone There’ll be nothing left that looks like a scrotum that’s not hanging under a schlong
The FuMP
2025-01-21
Lake Titicaca is a real place and there really is a scrotum frog that lives there. Telmatobius culeus, commonly known as the Titicaca water frog is a medium-large to very large and endangered species of frog in the family Telmatobiidae with loose fitting wrinkley skin. A somewhat sloppy version of this song was posted on The FUMP shortly after The FUMP first went live. This is a much better version which was re-recorded after I learned how to count to four.
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