I need my coffee, I need my coffee
I need my coffee bad
The Starbucks lady wants to know my name
To write it on my coffee cup
And since she'll have to yell it out in a few minutes
I like to make stuff up
Okay I got a Grande latte for Christian Rock
Does anybody know any Christian Rock?
They get pretty slammed at the Starbucks
They don't really register
That name on the cup when they ring it up
At the register
I got a Venti Americano for P.P. Burns
Hey, who's P.P. Burns?
They think they know my name at the Starbucks
But I don't think they do
And if you think I'm obnoxious at the counter
You should see me in the drive-thru
I got a Tall Blonde Roast for Kitty Litter
Kitty Litter please drive around… hello?
They won't let me back in the Starbucks
They say I'm a jerk and a creep
So when I want a Starbucks coffee
I gotta go to the one across the street
Hey I got an Espresso Con Panna for Jenny Taylya
Where's my Jenny Taylya? C'mon!
The FuMP
2021-12-28
Artist
Steve Goodie
Title
The Starbucks Song
2021 was such a stupid year, I thought I'd close it out with the dumbest thing I've thought of in a long time. Yes, it's a rip-off of the old Bart Simpson gag... so much so that I wound up sounding like Krusty as a barista for no reason.
You're welcome
Words, music, piano, guitar, bass, drums, banjo, percussion, vocals, arrangement, production: SG
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