Remember the 80s? Unfortunately, we do. Big drums. Big hair. And for some of us at Project Sisyphus-who dedicated most of that decade to solving the mystery of "where's the beef"-big problems fitting into our tight, stonewashed Levis. This song, a parody of "These Dreams" by Heart, is a musical reflection of this regrettable phenomenon-which, incidentally, age and repeated burrito abuse have surprisingly not rectified. Thanks to Cari Golden for her totally tubular gnarly rad vocals.