LONELY LIFEGUARD -- HOTEL POOL -- MOSTLY FAMILIES -- NOT TOO COOL
GRANDPA'S SWIMMIN' WITH SOME SPOILED LITTLE SQUIRT
SITTIN' IN THE SUN -- GETTIN' WELL DONE -- LOOKIN' FOR JUST A LITTLE BIT OF FUN
WHEN MY BUDDY AT THE SNACK BAR SIGNALS -- THONG ALERT

SOMEBODY'S NIECE OR DAUGHTER COMIN' OUT BY THE WATER
NOTHIN' BUT A STRING CLINGIN' TO HER BUTT
DROWNIN' IN DESIRE -- SO HUNGRY I HURT
BUT IT'S JUST ANOTHER -- THONG ALERT

SHE LIES FACE DOWN -- UNHOOKS HER TOP -- OUT THEY POP -- FEEL THE WORLD STOP
THE SUN HAS JUST JUMPED UP LIKE IT WANTS TO FLIRT
STARIN' FROM MY STAND -- FEARIN' SHE'LL FRY -- I LONG TO RUB SOME OIL ON HER TASTY THIGHS
FEEL MY PUP TENT RISE TO THE SKY OH MY -- SHLONG ALERT

SOMEBODY'S NIECE OR DAUGHTER COMIN' OUT BY THE WATER
NOTHIN' BUT A STRING CLINGIN' TO HER BUTT
DROWNIN' IN DESIRE -- SO HUNGRY I HURT
BUT IT'S JUST ANOTHER -- THONG ALERT

SO I JUST SIT -- A DUMB DOG IN HEAT -- TOO SHY TO WALK BY AND TALK TO THIS TREAT
DREAMIN' SHE'LL BE DROWNIN' -- SO I CAN SAVE HER KINDLY
SILLY CLOWN SCARED OF BEIN' SHOT DOWN -- WHEN SUDDENLY SHE TURNS HER HEAD AROUND
AND SMILES MY WAY -- AT HER BOYFRIEND WALKIN' BEHIND ME

LONELY LIFEGUARD -- HOTEL POOL -- MOSTLY FAMILIES -- NOT TOO COOL
GRANDMA'S SWIMMIN' WITH SOME SPOILED LITTLE SQUIRT
SWEATIN'  IN THE SUN -- GETTIN' WELL DONE -- LOOKIN' FOR JUST A LITTLE BIT OF FUN
WHEN MY BUDDY AT THE SNACK BAR SIGNALS -- THONG ALERT

JUST ANOTHER -- THONG ALERT
SMOKIN' -- NO JOKIN -- THONG ALERT