"I don't wanna grow up,..." so I never did. In fact a lot of Gen-Xers, Millenials, and Zoomers decided that the notion of 'putting aside childish things' at a certain age is a load of Gak. So we kept playing our video games, watching animated movies and TV shows, and of course, using our grown-up disposable income to buy all the toys we ever wanted, take them out of their boxes, and play with them, dangit! This parody of the Lizzo banger "Toys"
A parody of "Boys" by Lizzo, about action figures, dolls, & other playthings.
Parody lyrics by the great Luke Ski
© 2021 Luke Sienkowski
Hey! I just took a DNA test! Heh heh, yeah!
Turns out, I'm 100% Cabbage Patch!
A toy
came to claim joy.
You wanna play coy
with my GameBoy?
Jedi Knight toy.
Rainbow Brite toy.
Ghostbuster fright toy?
Go fly a kite toy!
Got a toy Green Beret,
a toy puppy stray,
a toy Bob and Jay.
He-man saves the day!
- Hey! -
I just came to play!
Got this toy speaking Spanish:
[Spanish Buzz:] Buzz Lightyear al rescate!
Hear my Furby speak to you…
Hot Wheels have a street crew…
Gobots that go 'beep - boooo'...
R-2 D-2!
[Optimus Prime:] Transform and roll out!
TOYS!
Tooooooys!
TOYS!
By the power of Greyskull!
[He-Man:] I HAVE THE POWER!
TOYS!
Tooooooys!
TOYS!
Cobra hits non-fatal!
[Joes:] YO JOE!
Cap-, -tain,
Kirk toys.
Steven Urkel toys.
Ninja Turtle toys.
Poké- Squirtle toys.
I like the Simpsons toys,
and I'll Play-D'OH!
Built a mansion
out of Lego!
Got an Autobot,
and Decepticon.
Got a MegaZord,
and a Voltron!
From the Smurf toys,
to the Nerf toys.
Universe toys!
I DESERVE TOYS!
My Spin Art is inky… (And Pinky, Blinky, Clyde…)
My Little Pony's Pinkie… (They call her Pinkie Pie…)
Barbie's dress is Slinky… (Get it? *laugh*)
Got Shrinky Dinks!
[Lion-O:] Thundercats, HOOO!
TOYS!
Tooooooys!
TOYS!
For the honor of Greyskull!
[She-ra:] I AM SHE-RA!
TOYS!
Tooooooys!
TOYS!
That's why I'm so playful!
[Buzz Lightyear:] To infinity, AND BEYOND!
