Well there different shapes and sizes, and there full of surprises
You never know when they will go!
Gonna go through your bladder with a special tool and grab her
And drag it out of places unknown.
 
And when a big one gets stuck, my friend your outta luck
Cause now its interrupting your flow
And your screaming bloody murder when its stuck in your ureter, cause your tryin to pass a kidney stone 
 
(kidney stone)
They say it happens more often when your older
(kidney stone)
Who gives a shit, I�m tryin to pee a boulder!
(kidney stone)
Screaming curse words at the top of my lungs! Cause I�m tryin to pass a kidney stone.
 
(kidney stone)
Doctor Waterman says he wants to smash it.
(kidney stone)
Into pieces so its easier to pass it.
(kidney stone)
Put me out now! I�m reelin in pain cause I�m tryin to pass a kidney stone.
 
When your urines runnin red and your wishin you were dead
Cause the pain drops right to your knees.
And you dream about a time when your flow was just fine
When you�d produce about a pint when you peed.
 
But now the burnin in your back is your urinary track
The pain and pressure makin you moan.
Cause your meds ain�t workin so your butt starts twerkin cause your tryin to pass a kidney stone.
 
(kidney stone)
They say it happens more often when your older
(kidney stone)
Who gives a shit, I�m tryin to pee a boulder!
(kidney stone)
Screaming curse words at the top of my lungs! Cause I�m tryin to pass a kidney stone.
 
(kidney stone)
Doc I�m feelin woozy, I�m a little tipsey
(kidney stone)
Come on Doc! Let�s start this Lithotripsy!
(kidney stone)
Knock me out I�m a feelin the  pain cause I�m tryin to pass a kidney stone. 
 
I�m a tryin to pass a kidney stone!
I�m a tryin to pass a kidney stone!