I'm gonna take you to a restaurant, my dear
And order hot chicken that's rockin now baby, we'll make it disappear
What's taking so long, where's our waiter gone
Come on ya moron, what's taking so long
He brought two chickens with parasites
But we were starving, it looked all right
We got two chickens with parasites
Now we'll yak and gag and heave tonight
Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no
Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no
They better take us to a hospital, my dear
We've got intestinal problems, that chicken's gonna reappear
That chicken was raw, they didn't cook it too long
And now this disgusting song, it just goes on and on and on and on
We got two chickens with parasites
We're gonna yak and gag and heave tonight
Cause he brought two chickens with parasites
They'll pump our stomachs until daylight
We got two chickens with parasites
But we were starving, it looked all right
He brought two chickens with parasites
I shouldn'ta been a Karen-type
The FuMP
2021-02-16
Artist
Steve Goodie
Title
Two Chickens
My buddy Professor Incubus had this clever idea for a song... I cracked up when he told me about it. We worked on the lyrics a bit together (though his original was already very funny), and he kindly allowed me to record my version. And here it is! Watch out, it's about food poisoning.
Music: Eddie Money
Lyrics: Professor Incubus and SG
Guitars, bass, drums, piano, percussion, vocals, arrangement, production: SG
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