“Vaccine Day (Go Get Vaccinated)” Parody of “Come Out and Play (Keep ‘Em Separated)” by The Offspring (Dexter Holland) New lyrics by Insane Ian You gotta go get vaccinated Stuck in a pandemic ‘Cause of a spreading disease It’d be over if you just wear a mask, you dork Stopping illness with the greatest of ease But I’ve made appointments at a campus locale I’m gonna get my shots and then it's all over pal As long as you get yours & the others do too So don’t you screw it up, screw it up, screw it up, screw it up Hey don’t you trust Dr Fauci? Take the shot You gotta go get vaccinated Hey don’t talk anti-vaxx to me! Get your shot You gotta go get vaccinated Hey so if you please Get your damn shots so I can go to the movies Hey it’s vaccine day! By the time you hear the side effects It's already too late One grows more nipples and one loses hair One guy’s on fire and another inflates They’re all making claims about their own government No one's getting smarter, they’re all stirring dissent The never-ending spree of these fake conspiracies You won’t spawn some nanobots, spawn some nanobots, spawn some nano Hey you say you think they’re tracking me? Take the shot You gotta go get vaccinated Hey did they inject me with 5G? Get the shot You gotta go get vaccinated Hey don't be surprised If after the shot you don’t have lasers for your eyes Hey it’s vaccine day! You think that they’ll track you using government drones But then you tweet about it right there from your iPhone You’ll never get to see your extended family Unless you get your Fauci ouchie, get your Fauci ouchie, get your ouchie Hey man you think it’s hard to breathe? Take the shot You gotta go get vaccinated Hey man you think I am a sheep? Get your shot You gotta go get vaccinated Hey and when it’s done They’ll give you a sticker or a sucker just for fun Hey it’s vaccine day!
The FuMP
2021-05-09
Artist
Insane Ian
Fun fact: Dexter Holland of the band The Offspring has a PhD in molecular biology. Recently, the band made a TikTok video of their seminal 90's hit "Come Out and Play (Keep 'Em Separated)" where they changed the "you gotta keep 'em separated" line to "you gotta go get vaccinated". With respect to them, I've finished their parody for them. This was my Patreon exclusive song for March, and was recently the #4 song on the Dr Demento Top Ten for April!
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