Eggplant? That’s enough about an eggplant. Why you telling me an eggplant? Cut it out. Green beans? I don’t even mean to be mean. But I’ve never even seen beans. That ain’t clout. Not even kidney beans. Not even lima beans. Not even steamy beans Not even human beans. I’ve had it up to here with your cauliflower ear And your red bell pepper nose and your purple carrot prose I’ve had it up to there with your big tomato stare and your pumpkin spice facade And your vegetable bod. Corn mouth? Are you serious, a corn mouth? Everything has simply gone south. What on Earth? Cucumber? I wish I was unencumbered. Might as well be wilted lumber. For all it’s worth. Can’t build a house with them Not with a team of men Got pecked apart by wrens Can’t go through that again I’ve had it up to here with your cauliflower ear And your red bell pepper nose and your purple carrot prose I’ve had it up to there with your big tomato stare and your pumpkin spice facade And your vegetable bod. Potayto Potahto Tomayto Tomahto I do not have time for your unearned bravado I’m sure avocado Is your El Dorado But I think you’re not an Aficionado I’m a man of means, but your lima beans Are in-between bad and obscene So your bean cuisine can get quarantined Or sent to 2017 in your time machine I’ve had it up to here with your cauliflower ear And your red bell pepper nose and your purple carrot prose I’ve had it up to there with your big tomato stare and your pumpkin spice facade And your vegetable bod.