The FuMP

Lyrics

We got lots of snow, and ice hockey, eh
We can sing in English and also francais
Sweet sweet maple syrup, we eat it like ketchup
We put it on everything, oh you betcha

Driving all night, and driving all day
Cause there's four thousand kilometers between the places we play
We sure do like brewskies, and a good curling fight
And we'd all move down to the USA but we're too gosh darn polite

We're a Canadian band, we're a Canadian band
We're coming to your town, we'll help you party down
We're a Canadian band

Now these young canucks in Ottawa
Don't really mind that the winter is ten months long
Feeling cold but looking hot, and apologizing a lot (sorry)
Hey buddy, I like the rack on that deer you shot

So these fine ladies, they went down to Vancouver
They were 23, so we refer to them as cougars
They said, come on now you fellers, let's get it on
And we proceeded to tear that Tim Horton's down

We're a Canadian band, straight out of Newfoundland
Each nose has frozen snot, and we like moose a lot
We're a Canadian band

We're a Canadian band, we eat poutine with our hands
No need to be so lonely, hop up on my Zamboni
We're a Canadian band

We're a Canadian band, ya we're famous from British Columbia all the way to Prince Edward Island
We sure do rehearse a lot, wanna sound like Zed Zed Top
We're a Canadian band

We're a Canadian band, we love our frozen wasteland
We're coming to your town, we'll help you party down
We're a Canadian band

We're a Canadian band, oh ya
We're a Canadian band, oh heck ya
We're a Canadian band, oh you betcha

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