Wet fart, the messiest type. Wet fart, it's gonna be hard to wipe. I was just passin' gas from the hole in my ass When a shit bomb went off in my shorts. Oh no, it's a fart that is wet Every time that happens I get very upset Oh no, it's a big #2 What the hell am I gonna do? Wet fart, from the burritos, I guess Wet fart, oh what an odorous mess You all can relate to when you flatulate And whoops, out comes a river of poo