(*michigan scratch* *Answer me one question!*)
Is the Federation in the house?!?! Aw, yeah! I want all the Klingons in the house to say HO! We're gonna kick it Roddenberry style, here we go!

Can we rock? What's up, Spock?
Can we rock? What's up, Quark?
Can we rock? What's up, Phlox?
Can we rock? What's up, Spock?

(Star Trek)
Captain's log It's time to be beginnin', this five year
Mission, I am Captain James T Kirk
Spock is a Vulcan so his actions are logical and 
Swift, and 'dammit' Bones is a doctor, not a forklift
Check this out y'all Sulu warp factor two
Chekov and Uhura are my senior bridge crew
Don't play me like a punk, like a tribble or a Klingon
Scotty's on the ship, so that he can help me beam on
I'm tellin' all the Romulans and aliens to listen to 
These soliloquies, What? Now I'm makin' lots of movies
Search for Spock? On the floor he's steppin',
But I can't dance like a Genesis weapon
Back to the TV show, I don't know the reason
Why a five year mission only lasted three seasons?
Oh no! For goodness sakes, the ratings high? 
I'm off! You off? N-B-C ya! Bye!

Can we rock? What's up, Spock?
Can we rock? What's up, Spock?
Can we rock? What's up, Spock?
Can we rock? What's up, Spock?

(Star Trek: The Next Generation)
I got the show back on the air! You what? I did! I did!
Except this is a newer version for Next Generation kids
I'm on the Starship E-N-T-E-R, P-R-I-S-E,
a-with the number N-C-C-one-seven-zero-one-D
It's a hundred years later, it's a thousand man crew,
it's a good thing for me and my staff knows what to do, Engage!
Wesley Crusher is not older but he's wiser
Down in engineering Geordi is my technical ad-visor
I go see Deanna, she's a shrink and a psych-er
When it comes to Troi, all the boys, they will like her
Especially my Number One, Commander Riker
Got a beard like a stud, and a bod like Formica
Doctor Crusher is a humanitarian,
And Klingon Worf says 'I am not a merry man!'
So who is the Captain in your neighborhood?
I guess that would be me! Can't you see? I'm chillin' in the center seat?
Cause I, am Jean-Luc Picard,
And if you think that I'm Locutus then you're one of the Borg
Cause I drink my earl-grey and it's lemon meringue-ey
I'm makin' more profits than any Ferengi
Chillin' on the holodeck, I'm calm and I'm serene
And word to Tasha Yar, I'm headin' for the big screen,
because I'm Deep Space Nine-in', chillin' with Guinan,
Makin' lots of Whoopi while my bald head is shinin',
and I've got the world's best android calculator, named
dunna-dunna-dunna-dunna-dunna-dunna Data!
His body's bionic His brain's positronic
Compared to Mr Data, Albert Einstein's moronic
I'm the big bad baldie of the whole Federation,
and I'll rock Q from here, to Farpoint Station!

Can we rock? What's up, Riker?
Can we rock? What's up, Riker?
Can we rock? What's up, Riker?
Can we rock? What's up, Riker?

Bajor’s on fire!
We don’t need no water let the mother-trekker burn!

(Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)
Rip in the wormhole! Uh, oh Oh, no!
Relax and you'll be fine here on Deep Space Nine
Now Bajor is nearer, with Colonel Kira
orderin' more than, the av-er-age Bajoran
Quark is too quick, he's slick like Crisco
Fortunately, I am Captain Sisko
I got a shapeshifter named Odo at my side,
He'll kick Quark's butt all over the promenade!
AH-ha-ha-HA! Chief Miles O'Brien
His expertise flies the ship Defiant
An adventure? Doc Bashir will be in it,
With an ol' man Dax, you know she's a Trill a minute!
I got my son Jake, and he's hangin' with Nog,
a shrimpy little troll, like Kermit the Frog
I got more class than Cardassians, and I cannot
be the one to go out like Gul Dukat
Been hollin' nine-eleven since Wolf three-five-nine
and it's so scary! Roddenberry! Word to Kai Opacca! Can I rock-a?!

What's up, Quark? and
Can we rock? What's up, Quark?
Can we rock? What's up, Quark?
Can we rock? What's up, Quark?

(Star Trek: Voyager)
Holo-Doc's attitude could be nicer,
But still I gotta say to him, 'Hail Lord Schweitzer!'
So Voyager's fine, with that Borg babe of mine,
known an Seven-Of-Nine, assimilation's divine!
Neelix, cookin' up the soup du-jour
for Security Vulcan Tuvok 'Shakur'
Chakotay helps me to adapt
and Ensign Harry Kim is always getting kidnapped
The pilot Tom Paris is an egotist-er
Went out with both of the Delaney sisters
And I'm sure he'll wanna, get with Be'lanna,
Torres Klingon-a, tryin' to reach nirvana
Searchin' and scannin' and cavortin',
If we wanna get somewhere, then we better start warpin'
Captian Janeway's in command all up in this jam
Stay tuned, up next is 'Platypus Man!'

Can we rock? What's up, Doctor?
Can we rock? What's up, Doctor?
Can we rock? What's up, Doctor?
Can we rock? What's up, Doctor?

(Star Trek: Enterprise)
Jon Archer, the Captain about who I’m rappin’, well
It just so happens to be me. I’m battlin’
All those, Suliban freaks who are feeding cheese to
Porthos. Lieutantant Malcolm Reed rules the armory
Keeping harm from me and the rest of my guys. Trip’s con-
-structions he’ll devise, we’ll function and surprise on this
Funky Enterprise. Travis bustin’ through the skies. Maywea-
-ther will forever helm wherever he flies. (Whoo!) I
See Doctor Phlox. A Denobulan medic who
Blocks all the pox with a fox in a box. Hoshi’s
Chillin’, decipherin’ all our prank calls from all the
Klingons. “All your base are belong to us.” But she’s
Not hot as T’Pol is. Vulcan flawless
Logic and a bod like Lucy Lawless
Fearless. Be back soon to save you again
Just as long as you remember that it’s on U.P.N.!

Can we rock? What's up, Phlox?
Can we rock? What's up, Phlox?
Can we rock? What's up, Phlox?
Can we rock? What's up, Phlox?

(Star Trek: Discovery)
There’s a new streaming service, (there is?), yup!
So we need another series to help get our numbers up
We can bring back Spock, but what the fans’ll really like’ll
Be a show to boldly go about a woman named Michael
Ten years before Kirk to keep it chronological
Oh, and she’s Spock’s adopted sister (that’s illogical!)
Saru is a Kelpian and man is he smart
But he walks like he’s constantly fanning a fart
(Discovery!) flies with a spore drive, something something
Fungus in space, tardigrades, something (warp five!)
All the sphere’s data wasn’t meant for me
So now it’s off to the thirty-second century
To keep it safe from Control was the whole darn idea
But they suffer from The Burn like (Space Gonorrhea!)
All of that together may seem kinda weird
But it’s nothing when compared to Spock with a beard

Can we rock? What's up, Spock?
Can we rock? What's up, Spock?
Can we rock? What's up, Spock?
Can we rock? What's up, Spock?

(Star Trek: Picard)
I got the show back on the air! You what? I did! I did!
Except this is a newer version for Next Generation kids
I’m an admiral, I’m retired, everything is fine
Only problem is that no one seems to like my wine
I’m a hundred years old, the thought of work makes me wince
But I’m fighting for the rights of Romulans and synths
Wesley Crusher is a traveler with many goals
And Data is gone, but Brent Spiner still has twenty roles
Will and Deanna have a home on Nepenthe
But without Thaddeus it feels kinda empty
Dr. Crusher had a child that she hid from me
So You Don’t Know Jack is a game that has it in for me
Geordi’s been restoring the old Enterprise D
A bunch of folks are looking for my former body (what?!)
Seven of Nine still has that thing on her eye
And Worf wants to know, (is he ever gonna die?!)

Can we rock? What's up, Riker?
Can we rock? What's up, Riker?
Can we rock? What's up, Riker?
Can we rock? What's up, Riker?

(Star Trek: Lower Decks)
Now it’s time to take a trip aboard a ship that others hated
And explore the lower decks where we’re (all animated)
One of Starfleet’s least important vessels, the Cirritos
Where we use a lot of buffer time and (replicate burritos)
(Ensign) Beckett Mariner’s career is on track
If you give her a promotion she will (give it right back)
Boimler’s eager to please and be a cog
But he’s a little odd, even keeps his own logs
And his roommate (Rutherford), a cyborg engineer
Can’t wait to calibrate another boring piece of gear
And the Orion girl, (not a) slave, (not a) pirate, then she’s
The (Mistress of the Winter Constellations), D’Vana Tendi
Freeman and Ransom handle second contact
(Shaxs) does security, Doc (T’Ana) is a cat
Badgey might threaten you with some sharp knives
But the Moopsie is free, better run for your lives!

Can we rock? What's up, Jack?
Can we rock? What's up, Jack?
	Jack Ransom, he’s the first officer of the Cirritos
Can we rock?  What's up, Jack?
Can we rock? (MOOPSIE!) What's up, Jack?

(Star Trek: Prodigy)
Let’s make a happy little show about bravery
We can start with orphans who were sold into slavery
Workin’ in the mines (for the Diviner) yes, we know you are
Ain’t no escape until they stumble on the (Protostar)
Dal kidnaps Gwynn, he’s just a little headstrong (yup!)
Rok, Jankom Pog, Murf, and Zero come along
Hologram Janeway will show them all how
And at least she can’t turn into a salamander now
(But it ain’t that simple) there’s a weapon on the ship
That will destroy Starfleet with so much as a blip
(Jankom Pog) doesn’t know how (Jankom Pog) could defeat it
But Murf is indestructible, so (he could just eat it)
Gwynn joins the crew, (what’s her father gonna do?)
After seeing Zero’s face his brain became beef stew (Ahh!)
Dal and Real Janeway are anxious to meet
So they can save the Vau N’Akat (without destroying Starfleet)

Can we rock? What's up, ...Rok?
Can we rock? What's up, Rok?
Can we rock? What's up, Rok?
Can we rock? What's up, Rok?

(Star Trek: Strange New Worlds)
Captain’s log, it’s time to be beginnin’, this five year
Mission, I am captain Christopher Pike
Spock is a Vulcan so his actions are logical
Except when T’Pring makes his feel biological
Check it out, y’all, Ortegas, give me warp two
Number One has a big secret but she’s my crew
Don’t play me for a punk like a Gorn or a Klingon
Hemmer’s on the ship so that he can help me beam on
I’m tellin’ all the space pirates and aliens to listen to
These soliloquies, what? Now I’m singing slightly off key
Search for Spock’s Vulcan half made him babble
But what’s going on between him and Nurse Chapel
Uhura’s got a bright future-or so it seems
Lieutenant Kirk comes aboard and there goes the away team
M’Benga’s daughter might die
I’m off, for now, Paramount-ya, bye! 

Can we rock? What's up, Spock?
Can we rock? What's up, Spock?
Can we rock? What's up, Spock?
Can we rock? What's up, Spock?

(Q)
I'm the ruler, the master, the universe blaster
I'll take the Enterprise to the edge of disaster
In other words, you better start beggin' you humans
Because I'm 'Q' from the Q Continuum
Forget Jean and Kathy, I'm the man
When it comes to power, I just wave my hand
I'll turn Jean-Luc Picard into a doggie
And then he will be barkin', into his Captain's loggie
Forget those other guys, they're not important
Kathy, Jim, and Jean, and Benji, - Q is omnipotent!
Damn I gotta scram, because you win, Mon Ca-pee-tin,
But I will not promise never to appear again

*fwash!* What's up, Q?
Can we rock? What's up, Quark?
Can we rock? What's up, Riker?
Can we rock? What's up, Spock?

Aw yeah! Star Trek, Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, Enterprise, Discovery, Picard, Lower Decks, Prodigy, Strange New Worlds, and Q Continuum style! Live long and prosper! We outta here! See ya!