Where have all the waiters gone, long time passing
Where have all the waiters gone, i ordered long ago
Where have all the waiters gone? wandered off looking for a better job
when will they ever return? when will they ever return?

Where have all the cashiers gone long time passing
Where have all the cashiers gone self-checkout blows
Where have all the cashiers gone sick of Karens getting in their face
why would they ever return? why would they ever return?

Where have all the Uber drivers gone long time passing
Where have all the Uber drivers gone I called long ago
Where have all the Uber drivers gone tired of angry drunks throwing up in the back seat
when will they ever return? probably never because Uber keeps ripping them off

where have all the workers gone? greener pastures
where have all the workers gone? wages are too low
where have all the workers gone? The free market cuts both ways
Oh, how the tables have turned Oh, how the tables have turned