"White Kids Love Hip-Hop":
Lyrics by mc chris, featuring Andy Merrill as Brak
[Opening Chorus]
White kids love hip-hop...
White kids love hip-hop...
[Verse 1]
White kids love hip-hop and disc jocks
Go-carts and fist fights
Gettin' drunk on Bud then gettin' high like a pitch pipe
Are you an MC Chris type?
A hip-hop lovin' half pint?
Then just turn on your heartlight
A bunsen burner barfly
This is our time, blast it from the boombox
Liberate the goondocks, saw your cousin in a....a tube top
Bust a nugget in a....a tube sock
It's 2-Pac, it's Big Pop, it's hip-hop, it don't stop
I love that song, I love that groove, motherFuMPer
Well I can't help but move, so if you don't mind
If it's alright with you
I'm gonna get in the electric slide line just to prove that
[Chorus 1]
White kids love hip-hop,
White kids love hip-hop,
White kids love hip-ho-o-o-oooop,
Oooooo-Oooooo…
[Verse 2]
White kids love hip-hop and Axel, tractors and Rambo
Playin' Unreal Tournament with infinite ammo
Taggers and vandals in black socks and sandals
Doin' as many drugs as they can motherFuMPin' handle
Skippin' school, breakin' rules and flippin' the bird
Fast food, cartoons, after 'ittin' some 'erb
Freakin' them flirts, makin' 'em purr till it hurts
Just a couple of nerds clockin' the curbs
A couple a words about my Nilla eaters:
Packin' peters that are measured in millimeters
We don't talk in the theaters like we're Siskel and Ebert
We drink box wine and we listen to Weezer!
[Chorus 2]
White kids love hip-hop,
White kids love hip-hop,
White kids love hip-ho-o-o-oooop,
Oooooo-Oooooo…
[Outro - rant by Brak]
Man there's nothin' to do in this stupid town.
Rope swing's busted.
Stinkin' cops always kickin' me outta the park.
Manager of the 7-11 always says,
"Get off my curb you good for nothin'!"
All the girls already know I'm a bad kisser
so they won't come anywhere near me.
I don't know how many times I been to T.G.I.F..
A kid can eat an onion bloom only so many times.
Bowling's boring.
The skating rink's been taken over by 12-year-olds.
There ain't no good movies out.
Blockbuster never has any good games in.
I don't wanna play "Bombad Racing".
I mean, what the heck is that?
I'm sick of all my records,
and every time I walk into a record store,
I forget what I wanna get.
And there ain't nothin' on T.V.! Not a stupid thing!
There ain't nothin' to do except take naps,
and wait patiently for DEATH!
[Final Chorus]
White kids love hip-hop,
White kids love hip-hop,
White kids love hip-ho-o-o-ooopppp,
Oooooo-Oooooo…
[Luke Ski impersonating Brak]
…oh, bullshit!