Everybody gather round, 'cause you're about to be In the presence of a redneck oddity I'm the third generation from a doublewide But I've got a fanboy streak at least a parsec wide I can quote Holy Grail, I keep my dice in a Crown Royal bag 'Cause I'm a geek but I'm white trash. I've got my trailer decorated like the Enterprise D With a view screen made from a plasma TV Instead of Romulan Ale, I drink Beam on the rocks I've got an outhouse painted like a Police Box I've got a burglar alarm on my trailer, screams, "You shall not pass!" 'Cause I'm a geek, but I'm WHITE TRASH I've got a vanity plate that reads OUTATIME And my birthday cake said "The cake is a lie." I broke a man's tooth who said that Han shot back And my boys are named Jimmy, Johnny, Joey, Jango, Jared, and Jack. And I'll go karaoke, but I'll only sing Shatner or Cash 'Cause I'm a geek, but I'm WHITE TRASH!