The latest right wing culture wars are getting out of hand As their attacks expand, there’s one thing I don’t understand Why are you freaking out about things that are none of your damn business Like what people wear or their medical care But let me correct you It doesn’t affect you And what’s it to you what other people are doing On their own behind closed doors Let them live their lives and just pay attention to yours When you get the urge to weigh in Cause of what you heard someone prayin' I’m just sayin’, stay away and leave everyone else alone! (shmucks . .) Why are you passing laws about things that are none of your damn business Like what books we can read or which schoolkids to feed When this crap is growing, your bigotry’s showing You’ve tried this before and each new culture war is inane and idiotic Progress moves forward, and fighting it is quixotic (A literary reference you probably don’t understand, because you didn’t read the book or you had it banned Boycotting products willy nilly. Makes you look extremely silly And banning teaching history – really? What the hell is wrong with you shmucks? People’s sex lives and health care and pronouns and clothing Are none of your frigging business And though it might hurt you, no one wants to convert you With views so extreme, who’d want you on their team? Straight white Christians are not the ‘real victims’ So cut this crap out now Your interference we deplore Your opinion no one’s asking for So don’t give it any more cause it’s all none of your damn business! (Oy)