I know Carrie and Sherry and Mary and Misty.
Lori and Torrie and Cory and Kristy.
Ohhh! but theres no way…
of fitting all of those hoes in my sleigh.

Ho, ho, ho, ho, Ho, ho, ho, Ho,
Ho, ho, ho, ho, Ho, ho, ho, Ho,

If you've been naughty, then I'll be nice.
My list is long you better check it twice.
They call me Santa everybody knows,
It's Christmas Eve, yo so where are the hoes?
It's Christmas Eve, yo so where are the hoes?

Ho, ho, ho, ho, Ho, ho, ho, Ho,
Ho, ho, ho, ho, Ho, ho, ho, Ho,

Can you hear my balls a jing-jing-jinglin’ ?
It’s the time of year when they're ting-ting-tinglin’
You can call me Chris cuz I plan on Kringle’N
Me and my elves are out here Minglelin’,
Santa doesn’t care if your sing-sing-single and
Santa’s got a dick like a goddamn pringle can,
The scent of your pu-pu-pu-pussy is lingerin’
cuz Santa is just so good at fingerin’!

They call me Santa, everybody knows,
It's Christmas Eve yo, so where are the hoes?
It's Christmas Eve yo, so where are the hoes?

Around your Christmas tree, that's where I'm rockin’
Your looking really good in red and white stockings
In a winter wonderland with you I'm walkin’,
Going Home Alone with you, call me Macauley Cockin’
I never have to wait, underneath the mistletoe .
Always ridin’ in my sleigh with Hoe-Hoe-Hoe,
I guess I shoulda warned her I was gonna blow,
But everytime we play, I always cover her in snow!
I know that she's been dreaming of a white Christmas
Cuz the Easter Bunny doesn’t have a dick like this,
She will still be sore, on December 26th!
I come on Christmas Eve, and then I split.

Christmas present, pearl necklace,
Christmas cheer upon your face!

Let’s be naughty, let’s be nice,
my balls are cold, they feel like ice.
Call me Santa, everybody knows
It’s Christmas Eve and I got some Hoes

The man who fucks you on Christmas Eve!
The man who comes down your chimney!
The man who comes down your chimney!
When I fuck you on Christmas Eve!
The man who comes down your chimney!
When I fuck you on Christmas Eve!
When I fuck you on Christmas Eve!
When I fuck you on Christmas Eve!

Jack Frost nippin’ at your clit,
Me’nage a’ trois, Yeah I’m cool with it.
It’s Christmas Eve baby, anything goes!
It’s Christmas Eve baby, anything goes!
It’s Christmas Eve baby, anything goes!

Eatin’ milk and cookies and watching you undress,
when It’s on the floor, that’s a pretty Christmas dress.
Virgin Mother Mary maybe I’ve been blessed.
Singing "Joy to the world", while I’m playin’ with your breasts.

Christmas gift, a pearl necklace
Christmas cheer upon your face!
Milk and cookies, a warm fireplace,
My chestnuts rest on your face!

Ha-ho-ho-haha
Hey baby, my names Clause, but you can call me Santa.
I’m from the North-Pole. How would you like to visit... my South-Pole?

The man who fucks you on Christmas Eve!
The man who comes down your chimney!
The man who comes down your chimney!
when I fuck you on Christmas Eve!
The man who comes down your chimney!
When I fuck you on Christmas Eve!
When I fuck you on Christmas Eve!
When I fuck you on Christmas Eve!
When I fuck you on Christmas Eve!
When I fuck you on Christmas Eve!
When I fuck you on Christmas Eve!
I’m gonna come down your chimney!