NOTE: At Luke Ski's request, these are annotated lyrics with complete footnotes of every reference I've added to his song. The lyrics of Luke's 2006 original already had a great many references to the first two PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN movies, subtitled THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL (2003) and DEAD MAN'S CHEST (2006) along with the original Disneyland/Walt Disney World ride and tons of other pop cultural ephemera. This is a list of every reference my cover ADDED to Luke's original.
(spoken intro)
Ye come seekin' adventure and salty ol' pirates, eh? Well, mark well me words, mateys...[1]
Jack Nicholson's an actor, and Jack Black, he rocks for laughs
Jack Skellington's the pumpkin king, with jolly epitaphs
Bruce Campbell played Jack Stiles, who was the "Jack Of All Trades"
And Jackie Chan did his own stunts while juggling live grenades...with both hands, if you please [2]
All these Jacks beloved, they go the straight and narrow
But none of them hold a candle to Captain Jack Sparrow!
"Savvy?"
"Play those drums, ya pilferin' percussionist! And for the last time, GET THAT GOAT OUTTA HERE!" [3]
(goat sound effect) [4]
The Pirates of the Caribbean sailed the ocean blue
Led by Captain Barbossa and his scurvy skeleton crew
They ransacked old Port Royal and they took a gold doubloon
So that they could break the curse and see their skin beneath the moon
When Jack met young Will Turner, he knew he was Bootstrap
The FuMP
2013-09-17
Artist
Tony Goldmark
Title
You Don't Know Jack
Just in time for Talk Like A Pirate Day this Thursday, here comes the scurviest, saltiest, mangiest, pillagin'est, plunderin'est, riflin'est, lootin'est, kidnappin'est, ravagin'est, don't-give-a-hootin'est, timber-shiverin'est, arrrrrrrrghaliciousest Tony Goldmark cover of a Luke Ski song EVER! From the Luke Ski tribute album WORST TRIBUTE EVER, avast ye mateys, it's "YOU DON'T KNOW JACK" on THE FUMP! DRINK UP, ME HEARTIES, YO HO!
And check out this alternate cover of the same song on the FuMP Sideshow! And if you enjoy stuff that involves me and Disney parks, you may also enjoy my Disney park-centric web review series, Some Jerk With A Camera!
Lyrics by the great Luke Ski
Music by Jared Ringold & John Mapes
Produced by Joe Goldmark & Tony Goldmark
Engineered by Garth Webber
Lead and chorus vocals: Tony Goldmark
Background pirates: Jack Shen (aka Count Jackula) & Josh Langland (aka The Horror Guru)
Guitar: Gary Potterton
Bass: Paul Olguin
Drums: Paul Revelli
Accordion: Henry Salvia
Pennywhistle: Sam Barry
Whistling: Garth Webber
Additional Gang Vocals: Joe Goldmark, Paul Olguin, Paul Revelli, Henry Salvia
Goat: Luke Sienkowski
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