You didn’t plan on Scranton Coming from Columbus to New York But you broke down at a diner off the turnpike A road with a fork You were 3 credits short of the program 3 credits from a degree Nothing was standing in your way No distractions, no emergencies 8 projects on your desktop No schedule, no goal You left two peanuts in the kitchen unshelled, in a bowl No adult wants just two peanuts Did you think you were being nice? Eat all the goddamn peanuts JESUS CHRIST YOU NEVER… YOU NEVER FINISH… YOU NEVER FINISH WHAT YOU… YOU NEVER… YOU NEVER FINISH… YOU NEVER FINISH WHAT YOU… Nobody gives a rat’s ass If you do or you don’t And I’d like to give a rat’s ass ‘Cause you prob’ly won’t Can you do all the things you talk up? Are you a fraud or just afraid? It’s time to climb out Of the bed you never made. YOU NEVER… YOU NEVER FINISH… YOU NEVER FINISH WHAT YOU… YOU NEVER… YOU NEVER FINISH… YOU NEVER FINISH WHAT YOU… You never played the big cards – you never took your shot I’m still waiting to see what you’ve got What could possibly happen if you saw something through? Whatcha gonna do? YOU NEVER… YOU NEVER FINISH… YOU NEVER FINISH WHAT YOU… YOU NEVER… YOU NEVER FINISH… YOU NEVER FINISH WHAT YOU…