2016-04-26
Rapper B.o.B made headlines in January when he went on a Twitter rant about how the earth is flat. Neil deGrasse Tyson chimed in and hilarity ensued. I wondered what other ridiculous conspiracy theories he may believe and put some of them in this parody of one of his songs.
Big thank you to Bonecage for the music and the awesome Bruno Mars-like singing.
And remember, people. There are no secret government root kits in this MP3 file that will will install themselves into your brain so they can read your mind. No, really. There aren't. Why would you even think that? I assure you this MP3 file is perfectly safe to listen to.
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madmanOTL - Apr 26, 2016
While playing this, a coworker thought I was listening to the original song which I really enjoy hearing.
mrwompy - Apr 26, 2016
Aha!!! I KNEW that Elvis wasn't dead, and you confirmed it!!
Alverant - Apr 26, 2016
Love the digs at the "History" channel. You should take a photo of yourself doing the "ALIENS" pose like that guy with the bad haircut.
wildcard9 - Apr 26, 2016
But I can't handle the truth!!
Bonecage - Apr 26, 2016
I liked it except for the brittle chorus singing!
onib - Apr 28, 2016
The Ho-tep shout-out gets me every single time I hear this track. :)
ldlang - Apr 30, 2016
Life? Don't talk to me about life!
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Insane Ian - Apr 26, 2016
FINALLY someone makes a song about all the hidden agendas of the world! Perfect.