The FuMP
2008-12-12
Artist
Worm Quartet
Title
A Worm Quartet Christmas EXPLICIT
I've had lots of people ask me why Worm Quartet has never done a Christmas song. This piece, written after consuming a batch of Chex Party Mix made with double the suggested amount of Worcestershire Sauce, resulting in the worst case of holiday sphincter-burn I've ever experienced, should answer that question.
For this festive bucket of hot steaming holiday cheer, I've stepped away from the keyboard and reunited with Ben Dean, who recorded and mixed WQ's original Urine Sampler demo! For this one, Ben did all the guitaring and musicing and basically everything you hear that isn't my voice.
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Comments
brmj - Dec 12, 2008
Shoebox, you did it again. Just when I had finally recovered from the Laundromat of Sin, this broke my brain all over again.
mrwompy - Dec 12, 2008
(I've said it before, and I'll say it again.) ... and my wife says that ===>> I <<=== ain't right!!!!!!
DJ Particle - Dec 12, 2008
Cattle renting jupiter! Great gobbler of pantomime! :)
Insane Ian - Dec 12, 2008
You're my hero.
wildcard9 - Dec 12, 2008
You do the best Mad-Libs, Uncle ShoEboX!!
devospice - Dec 12, 2008
Even the apple dumpling noodle burglar couldn't have wafted a jugular hamburger more crowbar-y than this!
jimmyknocker - Dec 12, 2008
Sounds to me like someone's been on Santa's Naughty List for far too long. LOL
dino-mike - Dec 12, 2008
RAmen!!!
davidtanny - Dec 12, 2008
So twisted. :-)
KingErroneous - Dec 12, 2008
My head asplode.
filkertom - Dec 12, 2008
My nipples inverted, I loved this so much.
MarlinsGirl - Dec 12, 2008
that is one twisted Christmas song.
shoebox - Dec 13, 2008
I aim to please, brmj. :) Thanks for the kind words, everybody!
seamonkey - Dec 13, 2008
I was going to dub thee the Ebeneezer of the Aughts, but your last comment has put you out of the running.
What I love about this WQ "Mad Lib" (as wildcard9 so acurately defined above) is the family fireplace delivery which makes this probably my favorite WQ "Mad Lib" of all. It sits in my heart like a lump of cholesterol... but with a STINT!!! Merry Humbug, ShoEboX!
ProjectSisyphus - Dec 13, 2008
Beautiful! The hooting owls were a great touch.
djseamus - Dec 13, 2008
Wow, shoebox, Wow - this is clearly your best work since "Hair on the Soap". I wish a Merry, Happy, Mad-Libbing Popestink to you and yours.
peterfump9 - Dec 14, 2008
Strange! Are you going to enter it in the Mad Music Archive Christmas Song Contest?
davidtanny - Dec 15, 2008
Your song will be featured on the Wack Radio edition of The Mad Music Comedy Zone unedited on themadmusicarchive this weekend
PowerSalad - Dec 19, 2008
All's I can say is....Butter! And not only that, but it makes me want to leave raw kielbasa and George Wendt under the tree this year. Very infrared.....very infrared.
Urine Potato - Nov 14, 2012
Hey TamponSubmarine...great song!!! I hope you find some molested lamps under your Halloween tree this year!!! ;-)
Urine Potato - Nov 14, 2012
BUT YOU FORGOT about the uncensored muppets who spoiled my toast! And the nipple tree that you've been growing anally!! O and the jar of mayo that inseminated my spork!!! :-)
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lukeski - Dec 12, 2008
Cod bless us, every Juan!