The FuMP
2017-04-18
Artist
the great Luke Ski
Title
Candybars
This song, a parody of "Handlebars" by the Flobots, is about my struggles with weight loss, or more to the point, my lack thereof due to my insufficient willpower when it comes to changing my behavior to positively effect my health and negatively effect the number that appears when I step on the scale. After debuting this at MarsCon, many people told me they could relate to the song and appreciated its message. Whether you fall into that category or not, I hope you all enjoy the song.
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Comments
Alverant - Apr 18, 2017
I can relate to it too. There's so much temptation and so much work to change things. It's a good song for right after "cheap candy day".
Madmike - Apr 18, 2017
By the way, bonus points for the charlotte's web.
Carrie Dahlby - Apr 18, 2017
As a not so anonymous member of Overeaters Anonymous, this song speaks to me deeply. I found myself singing "I can have a modicum of self control... of self control.." when trying to avoid scarring my son's leftovers this evening. Thank you for this song; thank you so very much.
Carrie Dahlby - Apr 18, 2017
*scarfing
Father Beast - Apr 18, 2017
Holy Moses, you really knocked it out of the park this time, Luke. I was laughing so hard....
dino-mike - Apr 19, 2017
This is a pretty amazing song dude... and it also made me hungry.
ldlang - Apr 19, 2017
No candy bars, no candy bars. This might have to be my theme songs at work on Candy bar Wednesdays. My waist is trying to approach my age, it won't ever make it, but the challenge has been made.
weirdojace - Apr 19, 2017
Damn, that was really good.
madmanOTL - Apr 20, 2017
It says something about me that I recognized 6 of the letters in the logo immediately.
ChrisWolvie - Apr 20, 2017
Nice nod to "Charlotte's Web" at the end there, dude!
Insane Ian - Apr 20, 2017
Once again, proof that "The Great" should be CAPITALIZED. So frikkin' well done, homie.
janetlc69 - Apr 21, 2017
Wow that was great! :) good job dude!
chicagofan76 - Apr 24, 2017
263? I'm 6'5 and weigh 267. Havent seen ya since AlCon 2000. Hope to go to FUMP Fest this year.
stevegoodie - Apr 25, 2017
YEAH!!! Excellent!!!
JonnySpazzAlt - May 5, 2017
The sad part is, lately my mom and I have made a habit of buying and splitting pints of Haagen-Dazs STRAIGHT FROM THE CARTON, and a few days, she's even killed one by herself. Neither one of us is at the point of being overweight yet, but if we keep going at this rate, it won't take long.
carlau - Jun 5, 2017
I hate candy bars. because they are too flipping TASTY! why can't they be good for you??? Nailed it, Luke. Even when I do manage to get my weight where I want it, it's still an ongoing struggle to choose healthy food when there's so much tasty junk everywhere you go.
Jeff Reuben - Dec 30, 2017
Congratulations on #1 for the year!
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wildcard9 - Apr 18, 2017
No, I can't live my life with no candy bars. Heck, even my cat is a chocoholic.