The FuMP
2026-02-24
Artist
The Kamikaze Snowmen
Title
Cat On My Lap
There are so many things to do, but you have been chosen. Time is meaningless and your fate is sealed. There is a cat on your lap.
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Comments
JoeActor - Feb 24, 2026
Lovely funny song... Welcome to The FuMP!
Spaff.com - Mar 6, 2026
What JoeActor said! Would love to see the credits.
Dr. Demento Fan Account - Mar 20, 2026
Possibly the most relatable song ever! I love Dee Dee my feline friend and whenever I have a blanket on my lap and she sits, I cannot get up. No matter if you die if you are sitting down or it's the end of the world.
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Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III - Feb 24, 2026
Someday, a serious scientific study will be performed to quantify the gravitometric forces influenced by the presence of a cat on one's lap. Until that time, however, this song will do!