August 18th, 2023: Luke Ski and his roommate Santana Maynard are cleaning their apartment. When Santana goes to put away some accessories for the mini-vacuum, Luke says to put all the items in the little cloth bag it came with to keep them all together. Luke then sings in a dumb crooner voice "What do you get when you put it all together?", to which Santana replies "CHICKEN!". Luke spends the rest of the day laughing uncontrollably at Santana's inexplicable response of "Chicken!"

September 14th, 2023: Luke Ski reserves a theater space in Burbank so he can host a comedy music concert featuring acts from the FuMP and himself as the headliner on January 14th to celebrate his 50th birthday. The intended climax of the show was for Luke to surprise world premiere a new amazing comedy music piece of epic proportions to blow the audience away, and boldy reclaim the moniker of 'the GREAT Luke Ski'!!!...

January 8th, 2024: ...Having completely FAILED to find the time to create a new amazing comedy music piece of epic proportions, Luke goes on his social media accounts and posts "Make up the title of a song I should write". Over the next 24 hours, dozens of suggestions were posted by Luke's followers. Among them, Santana Maynard posted "Chicken!".

So that's why Luke Ski, age 50, wrote and posted a song titled "Chicken!" at the FuMP. And now, you get to listen to it. I'm old.

Cameo appearance by Santana Maynard

Final mix by Chris Mezzolesta