The FuMP
2026-04-07
Artist
Robert Lund & Spaff
Title
Confessions of a Carnivore (El Cóndor Pâté)
So the Suffolk & Goode Players recently
did a Simon & Garfunkel parody, and then Steve Goodie did a Simon & Garfunkel parody, and we thought, hey! We wanna play!
So here's our repurposing of "El Cóndor Pasa (If I Could)," Paul and Artie's repurposing of a piece by Daniel Alomía Robles. Yes, we're parodying a 56-year-old version of a 113-year-old song. We like to keep things fresh.
Like our meat.
Robert Lund: Vocals, guitar, bass, mandolin, ocarina sampling, panpipe sampling, Roland S-50, sfx, production, what have you.
Macy Lund: More vocals
M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics
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Comments
Jadasc - Apr 12, 2026
The long-awaited follow-up to "Eat You Now."
Spaff.com - Apr 12, 2026
Wow. Well exhumed, Jadasc. I recently remembered that in our pre-FuMP days, we did a parody of "Ring of Fire" that went "My mad cow set the Burger King on fire...." So we do a cow-themed song approximately every decade. Definitely a trend.
stevegoodie - Apr 16, 2026
That was beeeeeyoootiful! Great job guys! Also, leave me out of this!
Spaff.com - Apr 19, 2026
Not a chance.
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ProjectSisyphus - Apr 10, 2026
Hey, this is great! Somebody needed to do a parody of this!You guys should don ponchos and play this at street fairs! Nice pan flute tooting btw.
Spaff.com - Apr 12, 2026
Thanks, Bob! Wikipedia says the original is so beloved in Peru that they consider it their second national anthem. So hopefully the Peruvians don't come after us with meat cleavers.