The FuMP
2026-05-12
Artist
Moneyshot Cosmonauts
Title
Die 'Cause of ICE
The way Whatsisname incessantly "floods the zone" with all-new outrages, you can be forgiven for thinking all the ICE drama is in the distant past.
Spoiler: It's not. Just days ago at the Border Security Expo (fun crowd, right?), border czar Tom Homan said, quote, "You ain't seen shit yet." And: "You will see more ICE agents than you've ever seen before." So that's nice.
Meanwhile, "Die with a Smile" by Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars was Spotify's most-streamed song of 2025 and continues to do juuust fine. (Latest count: 3.7 billion plays.)
So here ya go! Our parody of the song about the topic.
M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics
Mr. E. & Anna Nimmiti: Vocals
Bob Emmet: Keyboards, bass, guitar, drum programming, production, and everything else.
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Comments
Matthias - May 13, 2026
This was hilarious. Always love when you guys come together on a project and this is a great song for parody which I haven't seen anybody tackle yet.
Spaff.com - May 15, 2026
Why, thank you, sir! I'm digging the video you made for "You've Got Hogwarts."
Wacky Ben - May 22, 2026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18GhTKavfxw
Spaff.com - May 22, 2026
Always nice to hear from the HANG MIKE PENCE! people.
Wacky Ben - May 23, 2026
You're jumping to conclusions. I'm independent and was never a fan of Pence in the first place. I never supported January 6th that I thought was crazy in the first place. So please, don't jump to conclusions just because someone has a different political opinion.
Spaff.com - May 23, 2026
I'm happy to learn this about you, Wacky Ben. I was referring to that brilliant woman whose link you dropped in my comments, who mispronounces "Kamala" and blames political violence on the other side.
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stevegoodie - May 13, 2026
Wow... amazing job you guys!
Spaff.com - May 15, 2026
Steve Goodie! Kinda figured YOU would appreciate "tangerine Mussolini." Congrats on your FORTIETH album!