The FuMP
2008-06-24
Artist
Worm Quartet
Title
Goddammit Marc Gunn, Shut Up About Your Cat EXPLICIT
I decided recently that we FuMP members have been entirely too friendly with each other, and it's time to throw some bad blood into the mix. And my Daddy always taught me that if you're gonna pick a fight, always go for the guy in the skirt.* Hence, this unprovoked attack on auxiliary FuMPer and Brobdignagian Bard Marc Gunn, a talented celtic filker who unfortunately appears to suffer from a rare form of musical feline tourette's syndrome, and as such can't seem to stop writing songs about the hairball-coughing Friskie-munching parasite in his life.
Be sure to check out Marc Gunn's albums, including "Songs for Cat Lovers," "More Songs for Cat Lovers," and "Loving Cat Songs for Cat Lovers to sing to Cat Lovers While Loving Cats."
*NOTE: No, my Daddy didn't actually teach me no such thing.
Copy the code below and paste it on your web site, blog, or anywhere you can input HTML to share this song.
Available on the Following Albums
Comments
weirdojace - Jun 24, 2008
This shit just got real.
Carrie Dahlby - Jun 24, 2008
*coughs up hairball* Great song, Mr. Shoe! MREOW!
ProjectSisyphus - Jun 24, 2008
I'm waiting for Marc's rebuttal: "My Cat Got Worms."
ProjectSisyphus - Jun 24, 2008
I'm waiting for Marc's rebuttal: "My Cat Got Worms."
giftedgear - Jun 24, 2008
You do realize that should, should this erupt into an all-out war, I will be taking Marc's side.
lukeski - Jun 24, 2008
Somebody get Commissioner J.P. Tuesday on the line, I smell another match for Dementia Smackdown Wrestling!!! Kick ass song ShoEboX!
Fringe - Jun 24, 2008
I love it
wildcard9 - Jun 24, 2008
Of course, you realize, this means war.
dino-mike - Jun 24, 2008
Haha fun times. Cats suck.
MarlinsGirl - Jun 24, 2008
Geez, Shoebox, tell us how you really feel about Marc Gunn. great song.
DJ Particle - Jun 24, 2008
>^.^<
LoonieBin - Jun 24, 2008
I've decided this is my favorite FuMP song ever, actually. But it would've been funnier to post it without him knowing about it, and sacrifice the end joke.
LoonieBin - Jun 24, 2008
YES! I love you! And I haven't even heard the song yet.
davidtanny - Jun 24, 2008
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow...
PowerSalad - Jun 24, 2008
WHAT THE HUCK??!!??!! Me no likey cats, me likey quartetty tune. And so it begins....
peterfump9 - Jun 25, 2008
It's about damn time someone spoke up and told him! ;-)
TVsKyle - Jun 26, 2008
Yeah, Marc! Sing about MY cat!
Waffleking - Jun 26, 2008
First of all, Shoebox = brilliance. Second, I hope this song brings a new era of FuMP artists trashing each other in song!
Spaff.com - Jun 27, 2008
I just talked to Robert Lund and he LOVES this song. Says it's his favorite FuMP song ever. I figured I should pass that along. And I'm quite fond of it myself.
artpaul - Jun 29, 2008
Staged fight not as good as real fight but should still be some good comedy.
Insane Ian - Jun 29, 2008
I posted when this song hit the FuMP, but it never went through...but I think this is brilliant. I'm so glad a responce has been posted, like some epic rap-battle of dementia...
my money's on ShoEboX...
-Insane Ian
marcgunn - Jun 29, 2008
Bring it on, buddy! :)
seamonkey - Jun 30, 2008
Hi ShoEboX.
Being the feline I-could-care-less-grill-them-all-up-they-taste-like-chicken'er that I am, I really think your song has great artistic merit.
That aside, I don't understand what joke I could make for the word "POOP" that would go in your song. Unless it's a litter box or something... HEY! LiTtErboX! Brilliant! How'd you know I'd pull a joke out for you in the end? You're omniscient!
kahnman - Jul 1, 2008
Come On Shoebox, David Tanny and I heard the song over the phone and we don't like it. Oh you new CD is great but I Happen to Like Cats. I'm not sticking up for Marc or anyone. I Just NOT Funny it's Mean. I Hope this does not happen with other artists. Also I Hope this does not start A Trend. Tyrone Kahn The Kahn Man
djseamus - Jul 2, 2008
Well well shoebox...never thought you'd be the type to pick fights with anyone...this is truely something majorly wierd to come back to the Fump too.....just apeice of advice here: If I hated songs about cats then I would take it upon myself to write an album with nothing but songs about dogs. I think it just goes to show that there are active solutions to your problems which can be implemented if you're creative enough to bring the ideas to fruitition. In the meantime, just remember....no hitting below the belt.
davidtanny - Jul 2, 2008
Anybody smelled ShoeBox's nipples but didn't win a prize? Call the attorneys at Dementia Legal Associates and well get this matter settled.
djseamus - Jul 4, 2008
Lemme tell ya, if it wasn't for cats we'd have big, fat, smelly wet dogs curling up on our laps. I say the world needs more cats, and songs about them....trust me. And Seamonkey: barbecued cats are bad for you....it's a well known fact that they're loaded with "cat"-ohydrates and "purr"--servatives. :^)
rick cormier - Jul 13, 2008
The only thing I can think of to say is (huck)(huck)HA-KAAAAAK!
voiceroy - Sep 4, 2008
I'm a first-time FuMP'er with knowledge of very few artists here, but this song is hilarious whether you know who the hell Marc Gunn is or not. It's a master work of metal and maleficence.
voiceroy - Sep 4, 2008
I'm a first-time FuMP'er with knowledge of very few artists here, but this song is hilarious whether you know who the hell Marc Gunn is or not. It's a master work of metal and maleficence.
You must be logged in to leave a comment.
Voice of Kiki - Jun 24, 2008
Bwahahahaha. I laughed so hard I think I popped some stitches. I'm in serious pain now. Ow. Great job.