The FuMP
2011-12-23
Artist
Scooter Picnic
Title
I Can't Wrap
Insane Ian and TV's Kyle have teamed up to bring you something-or-other. This is a song about being woefully, woefully male at Christmas and being unable to wrap a simple present.
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Comments
Carrie Dahlby - Dec 23, 2011
I fully expected a parody of "I Can't Dance" by (I think) Rod Stewart. Wrapping is easy! SHUT UP IAN AND/OR KYLE!!!! :)
ScooterPicnic - Dec 23, 2011
Carrie, the very fact that you are female and think wrapping presents is easy entirely legitimizes and proves the point of this song. Thank you!
Also, "I Can't Dance" was by Genesis, with Phil Collins, but we won't hold that against you. ^_^
-II
mrwompy - Dec 23, 2011
I heard this one the latest Dr. Demento show and laughed like crazy! Great!!!
EclecticLee - Dec 23, 2011
Pity the artist who posts two days before Christmas and expects comments. :-) I'm a straight male who can wrap (but probably not rap). It's not *that* hard. Not so good with the tissue paper in the bags, though. Never been taught the proper technique. Anyway, it's a fun song.
Jeff Reuben - Dec 24, 2011
Clever idea, this is fantastic!
lukeski - Dec 26, 2011
I am a male who can wrap and rap. For example the lyrics "I can't dance like a GENESIS weapon" (Carrie ;P). This song fills me with happy! Merry Christmas, and as Tiny Tim said, "Shut up, everyone!"
madmanOTL - Dec 27, 2011
As someone who is mechanically inept, I was asked by people in my family to not wrap presents after using a hot glue gun a couple of years ago. Love the song.
Toff - Jan 3, 2012
Fortunately, I now have a wife who can wrap gifts for me.
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wildcard9 - Dec 23, 2011
Wrapping presents, my dreaded kryptonite!! I think gift bags and tissue paper was invented to take pity on people like us who can't wrap.