You listen intently as the proprietor of a candy store sings about a guy named Wonka and his wondrous candy factory. You hear him say, "You can even eat the dishes." But does he really mean that? Could he just have been looking for a word that rhymes with "wishes," and those dishes are as solid as granite? Hours of painful dental surgery may await you if you answer incorrectly.

Lyrics by Craig Marks, member of the currently-on-hiatus Power Salad. Sung, produced and performed (mandolin and strings) by Wayne Marks.