My fan club president, Bethany Hill, suggested a few weeks ago that I should have a song about burping. "After all," said she, "you have songs about poop, vomit, venereal disease, maggots, fungus, dumpsters, and Trump... shouldn't you complete the box-set of grossness?" *

Yes. Yes I should. And yes I have.

Words, music, ukulele, bass, tap-dancing, vocals, arrangement, and production: SG
Apropos button at the end: Steve Martin


* Well, that's pretty close to what she said...