The FuMP
2010-08-13
Artist
Seamonkey
Title
I Want In Your Pants EXPLICIT
It's been a YEAR - and for some, that's not near long enough - since the FuMP last had a Seamonkey song disgrace its hallowed webpage, and so I offer you this parody of Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" to speak of how I really feel about relating to women!
More of a way to get away from the 60's rock of my side-project, The Boobles - coming real soon! - this is all me playing with myself and my synths and getting to sort of sing like Cher!
Just check out the following review:
"Seamonkey's newest song breaks no new ground, is an over-produced piece of senseless sexual drivel, and belongs with the rest of the juvenile crap he pawns off as comedy music!" ~ Seamonkey, August 2010
I couldn't have said it better myself! Wait, I just did. Goodbye, 2010 Parsec Award....
All music and vocals: Seamonkey and his computer
FuMP FACTOID: Seamonkey fried out a keyboard creating this song!
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Comments
Carrie Dahlby - Aug 13, 2010
Oh how I've missed your inappropriateness on The FuMP. I'm trying to think if there's any Seamonkey song I DON'T like....
DJ Particle - Aug 13, 2010
I could see this being one of Rayne Summers' theme songs... ;)
dino-mike - Aug 13, 2010
Hahahaha!!! Well played sir. Well played indeed.
morningsidekick - Aug 13, 2010
Dude seriously needs to get laid! "Playing with myself" indeed. Bonus points for the integral pun that if the girl DID have anything to do with the guy, it would indeed be a "Bad Romance". Two thumbs up - the nearest vulva.
mrwompy - Aug 13, 2010
Wait ... let me get this straight ... you want to get in her pants? 8^)
THE_EMO - Aug 13, 2010
AHAHAA HAAA HAHAAHA AHHhhhh. My heart temporarily stopped right around the part with the french.
EclecticLee - Aug 13, 2010
I was just thinking the other day that it had been a long time since you'd had a song on the FuMP. Welcome back! I think.
EMC - Aug 13, 2010
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Balder - Aug 13, 2010
Glad to see you back Seamonkey. Your delivery makes this song for me.
wildcard9 - Aug 13, 2010
I listened to this song from the RSS feed without reading the description first. When the intro started, I knew what song was being parodied and how it fit Seamonkey perfectly. Well done, I am quite amused.
devospice - Aug 13, 2010
It's been way too long, man. Welcome back!
Insane Ian - Aug 13, 2010
I'm embarrassed to admit I kind of enjoy this.
nick007 - Aug 14, 2010
I've heard a lot of parodies of this song but this is one of the higher quality 1s. Most sound like their trying waaay to hard. WB Seamonkey. I hope you can keep putting out stuff here
stevegoodie - Aug 14, 2010
Cher-tastic!!
Andreg - Aug 17, 2010
Seamonkey, dude, it's been too long. This song is full of awesome. It's just missing some VD references, but definitely great.
BathTub - Sep 2, 2010
Welcome back! Top notch, bottom shelf stuff!
peterfump9 - Sep 19, 2010
I wondered why things seemed a bit too tasteful here lately. Welcome back!
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carlau - Aug 13, 2010
i really want to be offended but that was too damn funny.