The FuMP
2008-08-29
Artist
Seamonkey
Title
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Tom Petty did a song called "Mary Jane's Last Dance". The Red Hot Chili Peppers did a frighteningly similar-sounding song called "Dani California" and Petty sued their socked crotches off!
Here, Seamonkey, the Harbinger of Love, brings them together again by taking Petty's dead-chick concept and RHCP's, um, dead-chick-track-ripoff-idea and slapping them on the cold, hard slab!
Love never dies...
Thanks to The Seamonkey House Band, Turnidoff Productions!!!!
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Comments
seamonkey - Aug 29, 2008
Sorry kids, I uploaded after curfew so my song's not linking correctly... Spice will have it fixed after his first cup this morning I'm sure!
devospice - Aug 29, 2008
Everything's working OK for me. Song came out great, Seamonkey! You've definitely earned that squick tag on this one.
minkwheel - Aug 29, 2008
The SQUICK and THE DEAD.... GREAT JOB SEAMONKEY and POSCAR!!! --This one's RIPE for HALLOWEEN --minkwheel
dannbrown - Aug 29, 2008
Reminisent of Sam Kinison sick yet funny. I like it.
djseamus - Aug 29, 2008
I shall be curious to hear Seamonkey's latest effort, which I can only imagine will be the audio equivalent of a "quickee", yet updated for the FuMP audience as a "squickee". What a great word squick is, eh? Plenty of potential in it.
marshallstanton - Aug 29, 2008
Detective: "So, what other genres have you played for?" Me: "Well, I did music for a Necrophiliac Parody." Detective: "Your going to hell you know." Me: "I know."
DJ Particle - Aug 29, 2008
Link broken on the 128K and embedded player versions :(
marshallstanton - Aug 30, 2008
By the way, great song. That Tom Petty song always creeped me out.
devospice - Aug 31, 2008
Lyrics are provided optionally by the artist. If the artist doesn't type in the lyrics the button doesn't show up.
seamonkey - Aug 31, 2008
I added the lyrics for you sick mofos! (Did that just come from ME??!??)
saganth - Aug 31, 2008
Um, I think I like this song but I'm having trouble following the lyrics. Why is there an 'embed' button and not a 'lyrics' button on this (and other) songs?
Nateboi - Aug 31, 2008
It's official. Squick label = Seamonkey Filter. I hearby move to call it "Seamonkey Filter" in all official documentation.
Hurricane - Sep 1, 2008
And once again I am laughing myself silly at something so wrong :P Nicely done Seamonkey, though it begs the question: what if she's only undead? Do ya steal some flowers from the graveyard for the second date? ;) keep em coming!
chewy's brother - Sep 2, 2008
Sick and twisted, I love it!
shmoolie - Sep 2, 2008
I think you managed to cover the only perversion that was too gross for The Mentors. You got the righteous power!
voiceroy - Sep 5, 2008
Wow, this is pure dementia if I ever heard it. Does it make me a bad person for finding it nauseatingly funny? This would've been a great song for the soundtrack to the horror/comedy "Fido". Couldn't you just see Tim Blake Nelson's character singing this in a music video?
Spaff.com - Sep 5, 2008
I prefer shooting victims myself. More orifices.
Splendid job, Seamonkey & PO. And, for the record, Tom Petty didn't sue the Chili Peppers. In an interview with Rolling Stone, he said, "It doesn't bother me.... I think there are enough frivolous lawsuits in this country without people fighting over pop songs."
peterfump9 - Sep 8, 2008
Yes, squick sums it up nicely.
seamonkey - Sep 9, 2008
Wow. Tom Petty vindication and a Mentors reference... I can die happy now (although after penning this song I'm afraid to die...)
djseamus - Sep 15, 2008
Well I heard this now and it is quite squick....but squick is just another word for "good" last time I checked. Great monologue at the end. If I could I write a song this disturbing I'd run off to join the Marine "corpse".
Carrie Dahlby - Oct 10, 2008
It was awesome playing this song for Josh in the car and watching him laugh his ass off.... Luckily, no car accident to report. You rock, Mr. Seamonkey!
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peterfump9 - Aug 29, 2008
I'm not getting it either. I need a dose of squickness before I go away for the weekend. Thought-anybody want to do a song parody *Down With The Squickness*?