The FuMP
2014-07-15
Artist
Worm Quartet
Title
Math Is Bulls**t EXPLICIT
featuring Insane Ian
Just another boring July 15th, certainly nothing new going on in the world of comedy music. What a great time for Worm Quartet to return to The FuMP with a new song without having to worry about anything overshadowing its glory!
This is a song about this concept that science jerks made up called "math." It's got these things called "numbers" and these other things called "operands" and science jerks "use" them to do "calculations," which they think makes them superior to everyone else. Trust me, I spent four years in an engineering curriculum learning this stuff, and it's all just total garbage. I can't believe we're teaching our kids this crap. I mean, if Irving has nine apples and Johnny takes three, Irving should tackle Johnny and kick him in the throat instead of just sitting there enumerating his remaining produce while Johnny scampers back to the ghetto to trade his ill-gotten fruit for crack. But I digress, as it has now taken you longer to read this than it will take to listen to the song, which features Insane Ian and a bunch of profanity and synth noises because that's what Worm Quartet is.
The profanity and synth noises, I mean, not Insane Ian. Insane Ian's appearance is an anomaly.
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Comments
Madmike - Jul 15, 2014
I think the square root of a bear is a raccoon. I also believe the average of a sunset and dirt is pop rocks.
wildcard9 - Jul 15, 2014
To quote Barbie: Math is hard!
seamonkey - Jul 15, 2014
This song is bullshit. The "explanation" of the song written above is almost longer than the song itself, and Ian practically stammers some of his lines! Plus, Math is my mom, and when you say something about my mom, it's ON! Ok, ok... the song is great, I'm just jealous of your synths and profanity for ALWAYS getting to appear on your songs and there's no room for a Seamonkey. Fuck, shit, and beep-boop-boop!
ldlang - Jul 15, 2014
Let's see now, a remark from Seanmonkey and Insane Ian and Madmike and Wildcar9, but nothing from a number like Devo Spice or a fraction like the Great Luke Ski. I wonder what it all adds up to. Probably a solid piece of taco cheesecake with a side of ham. Thanks.
mrwompy - Jul 15, 2014
Does a bear do math in the woods?
lukeski - Jul 15, 2014
Ironically, this song will be #1 on various comedy music countdowns. Congrats to ShoEboX for coming up with this prime number. :)
dino-mike - Jul 18, 2014
This is awesome!
carlau - Jul 18, 2014
LOVE
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Insane Ian - Jul 15, 2014
I finally did a song with ShoEboX!
I consider this song the origin story as to why I'm so terrible at math.