The FuMP
2025-10-07
Artist
Robert Lund and Spaff.com
Title
Mean Mr. MAGA
Medley:
“Mean Mr. MAGA”
“DOJ Pam”
“They Broke in Through the Congress Windows”
(First song here; medley included on The FuMP Volume 113)
Hi. Spaff here. At 1:06, “Mean Mr. Mustard” is one of the shortest songs in the mix of medleys on the Beatles’ Abbey Road album. To vent some political steam, I wrote parody lyrics to it and sent them to Robert. “You want me to record this?” he texted me. Well, sure! So he did, and that was fun, and here it is. The end.
BUT THEN: Robert’s friend, guitar player Danny Larsen, a Beatles guy like us, said LET’S RECORD ALL OF SIDE TWO...or at least continue through “Polythene Pam” and “She Came in Through the Bathroom Window.” So I wrote the rest of the lyrics (having started them here in the comments) and Robert and Danny got together for a six-hour recording session. And then Devo Spice added our three-song medley to The FuMP Volume 113. And conservatives and liberals lived in peace and harmony forever after.
Those medleying kids:
Spaff: Lyrics
Danny Larsen: Lead guitar and bass on “Pam” and “Window”
Robert Lund: All vocals; all other instruments; production; whatnot
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Comments
stevegoodie - Oct 9, 2025
So good! Well done, as usual! Maybe keep going? "His AG Pam lies such a lot She never stops She's a boot licker." Maybe? :)
Spaff.com - Oct 9, 2025
Great minds, Steve. Or, continuing with the medley...
Can you belieeeve DOJ Pam?
She says the Epstein files are only a scam
And she gives Homan a pass
'Cause her perfume is Trump's Ass
She's ethics-freeee, DOJ Pam
Yeah, yeah, yeah
stevegoodie - Oct 9, 2025
Yes! Yes! YES YES YES!!!! Please please PLEASE do this! If I can help in any way, let me know!
Spaff.com - Oct 29, 2025
Just for you, Steve! Check out the new description and lyrics. And the FuMP Volume 113.
Spaff.com - Oct 10, 2025
Be sure to watch the FuMPCast (#799 - hey! You're on it!) for more FANTASTIC song ideas. Haha.
weirdojace - Oct 11, 2025
Do the whole medley!
Spaff.com - Oct 11, 2025
It would be fun, Jace! The obvious segue is into "DOJ Pam." Robert and I have talked about it a few times - including on the latest FuMPCast - and the challenge is that Trump appointments are so notoriously short-lived that by the time we finish "DOJ Pam," there may no longer *be* a "DOJ Pam." Devo pointed out that there's even a brief measurement of time called a Scaramucci. :)
Spaff.com - Oct 29, 2025
Just for you, Jace! Check out the new description and lyrics. And the FuMP Volume 113.
ldlang - Oct 12, 2025
Wow. You'll likely have a lot of fans in Uganda that are exiled along with you. This is a great start!
Spaff.com - Oct 12, 2025
On the bright side, Uganda is where the missionaries get sent in The Book of Mormon musical. Having seen it multiple times, I know what to expect.
Sdubow - Oct 15, 2025
Great mean funny song. I have not met u guys.in person. But this is great He probably is marketing White. sheets with orange stains right now. . I bet McDonald’s is now ordering fries witb orange mango stinky poo sauce. I
Spaff.com - Oct 15, 2025
Think of the marketing opportunities for white sheets with orange stains! Halloween costumes! Klan gatherings! (Although, hmmm, the orange would give away the identity of the wearer....)
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Dr. Demento Fan Account - Oct 7, 2025
lol
Spaff.com - Oct 9, 2025
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