ShoEboX's diary from 2003 appeared in the lost and found of my local bowling alley, and with bated breath my excited team read:

"Dear Diary... sometime around a quarter of the way into this century, I decree that a lapsed Jew living in the South will cover a song I wrote about Missing Stage Equipment, and he will both ruin and elevate my Composition to the extent that Eastern European badgers will become 35% more promiscuous, and satellites will beam Jello(TM) into the dishwashers of anti-democratic oatmeal-dwellers worldwide."

And so it has come to pass. The Prophecy is fulfilled this fourth Sunday of the tenth month of the Year Of Our Blessed Cantaloupe. Now please endure the Noisy Mess that I have concocted as a sacrifice to the almighty Worm Quartet, that they may live another millennium in the Squalor to which they have become accustomed.

Amen.

Words and music: ShoEboX (aka Tim Crist)
Guitar, bass, drums, mandolin, accordion, banjo, percussion, vocals, new extra-stupid lyrics at the end, arrangement, production: SG
Fiddles: Tim Lorsch
Brandon: ShoEboX
Helpful Suggestions: Chuck @vv3spa