You've a tribute album out
For an artist with fans devout
How does your site entice them all to buy?
Obnoxiously!
Obnoxiously!
Obnoxious...l-y!

...This isn't that song, though, it's this one - the second song this week from "The FuMP Desecrates Tom Lehrer," available even as we speak right here,

Vocals, backing vocals, programming, and production by Shoebox
Written, of course, by Tom Lehrer