Yes, I know there are plenty of songs about the benefits of a pantsless existence (one of which I participated in and even reference here) but this new song by P!nk was too good to not give the parody treatment to, despite some -- myself included -- feeling this may be more in the "dumb parody ideas" realm.

From my upcoming B-side collection, "Smarm-Proof Lobster Cabinet", due out at Marscon 2023.