I've been pretty profane and gross this year. Not that I didn't have some very good reasons for it... but I thought I should release something restrained and stupid and fun for the whole family... darn it!

So here it is. This ridiculously dumb idea came about while I was watching the last game of the World Series with my friend Anita Jackson. Remember, back before the nightmare began? We were giggling about this stupid parody through the last three innings, and she came up with a few lines... so it's our first co-write!

Music: Nuno Bettencourt and Gary Cherone
Lyrics: SG and Anita Jackson
Guitars, bass, drums, vocals, arrangement, production: SG
Backup vocals: SG and Hollie Brogunier
Dr. Phil: Hunter Overby
Marjorie: Carla Ulbrich
Maynard: SG